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Wed Aug 27

Fish found in boy’s penis!!!

onemoretimewithfeeling:

antikris:

animalinsider:

Doctors were surprised to find a 2 cm long fish in the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India. Apparently, the fish had slipped up the penis and into the boy’s bladder.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explain: “While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.”

After detecting the fish in the boy’s bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient’s penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman report that a range of self-inflicted foreign bodies have been previously removed from the male genitalia and lower urinary tract.

After the removal of the fish the boy’s symptoms disappeared, but he was subsequently sent for psychiatric counseling.

Yes, I’m sure it just slipped up there. Also, when I saw that the ”animalinsider” tumblr originally posted this, I had to go to the page and find out if all posts were about animals…inside. (They aren’t.)

OH JESUS CHRIST MY PENIS HURTS


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HOW TO: Speak British

Call things “rubbish”.

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victoriaaah:
Do you like to read while you eat? Me too! But it sure can be difficult when the book doesn’t lay flat. Worry not, for I have found the perfect solution: a pants hanger! Sure beats paying $13 - $20 for a fancy book clip.
This is a small stroke of genius.

victoriaaah:

Do you like to read while you eat? Me too! But it sure can be difficult when the book doesn’t lay flat. Worry not, for I have found the perfect solution: a pants hanger! Sure beats paying $13 - $20 for a fancy book clip.

This is a small stroke of genius.


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Tue Aug 26

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O hai new Tumblr dashboard.

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Mon Aug 25
(via neuski)
Oh too funny.

(via neuski)

Oh too funny.


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Sun Aug 24

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What. The hell.

Fucking 90 degrees out, mid-August, and I have a cold. Coughing, sore throat, runny nose, cold. Not allergies. A cold.

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Sat Aug 23

Dear Best Buy Roseville,

Why are all of your employees so sexy?

I’m looking at you, brown-haired girl with glasses talking about desktop PCs. Waaay more attractive than the blonde trainee girl who appeared to know nothing about computers.


Love,
Tommy

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Beige don’t age Margaret Cho, on how Asians stay looking young. (via shimmerandshine)

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Fri Aug 22

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